Clamor and Filth of the Cultural Apparatus

Contrived climbing on the underside of a rock, so close to the ground you can touch it for nearly the entire climb, safe enough that the only things in real danger are your pitifully weak tendons and your fragile ego, radical enough for your Instagram followers, this conventional boulder was made for the conventional boulderer. Don’t worry fellow crusties, this one only clocks in at V3. Start this paradox as far deep inside the cave as your standing height allows. I found the easiest way to start is with a left arm chicken wing and tossing my legs in horizontally. From here, traverse your way out of the off-width cave roof and top out the classic nondescript summit. All features but the ground are on.

Located on the left (west) side of the Africa Boulder. Start in the crack deep inside of the cave formed between the slab and the boulder. 

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