From Russia With Love

You wont need a special prosecutor to tell you what's going on here. After months of choss mining, we've un-covered the truth. Its 80 feet of jugs, edges and brilliant moves hidden in plane sight of the Catalina Highway.

Begin by climbing three bolts on rock with a lower approval rating than our current president. Take a mandatory pause on the ledge to Tweet something ludicrous before continuing into the solid rock above. Fire through the crux (like you fired the FBI Director) and fly through a series of crimps to a good resting place above (Mar-A-Lago). Unfortunately, we won't give up any classified information about the final moves up top...that's only for the Russians to know.

Just right of ALternative Fact Checking, The route starts by stepping left out of the main belay area

13 bolts plus anchors. Bring a double draw for the 4th bolt to avoid a YUGE amount of rope drag.