Child Support

P1: Starts easy, just like when you were dating your crazy ex. MOve up easy cracks to a large fin feature below a small roof. Clip a couple of bolts and pull the roof. Follow a short corner to a very pregnant right moving traverse. Exit on intermittent finger cracks. Belay is just above a series of large horizontal cracks. 3 bolts, gear to 3", 2 bolt anchor, 35m, 5.10

P2: Move right from the belay with an optional cam before the first bolt. Follow the bolts and don't miss those court ordered payments. Moves thinner than your paycheck after you pay off the baby's mamma. You are in it for the long haul! 12 bolts, optional finger cam, 2 bolt anchor, 30m, 5.11

Lowest route on the white spot

Just wear it! Save those court documents! Rap with a 70m rope.