Osiris

It's on! from the moment you pull off the starting slab/block thing until you throw a right cross to the jug at the anchors. No bad holds just powerful moves in between them. Then crammed in between the powerful moves are seven closely spaced bolts, but surprisingly all the clips are mellow. Redpoint this overhanging little beast and earn a golden phallus.

The middle route on the "whiplash wall", a little facet of good rock way over on the (climbers) right side of the Jesus H Christ on a bicycle (JHCOB) wall

crusty fixed draws (The addition of any new or non-rusty hard ware shall dock the ascendee 1 YDS letter grade)